Ten household things, each with a voice and a schedule, all talking over each other. What might a home sound like if we co-ordinated the appliances sonically!? And what if those devices had no manners? The family dial is the whole toy: at zero every device is its own species and the house is the kitchen at 7am; at one they share a scale, a timbre and a three‑note cell, and the same events turn into something you'd sit inside. Turn things on, then drag the dial slowly.